viernes, 12 de noviembre de 2010

CAZWELL: I Seen Beyonce ft. Jonny Makeup



De nuestro admirado y nunca bien ponderado Cazwell os traemos esta gran aportación al mundo de la farándula y el mariconeo que dió a conocer a tan querido artista estadounidense.
Caricaturizando a la pluscuamperfecta star-system del pop actual, la ínclita Beyonce, Cazwell junto a su amigo, el provocador y "agitador" cultural Jonny Makeup, nos perfilan un singular retrato de la ensoberbecida diva, quien acude a un vulgar Burguer King y pide a nuestro protagonista "cash" porque su "car" queda "too far, too far...", y la muy rata luego no lo devuelve ni da las gracias por el favor.
Creemos que el escaso sentido del humor de la encumbrada cantante no le ha permitido reirse de esta divertida parodia musical, favoreciendo en cambio que Cazwell alcanzara cierta notoriedad dentro de los ambientes más underground de New York, donde la divona no es bien recibida.
Nos encanta los colores chillones y la psicodelia de la ambientación, el cuerpo de baile con sus modelitos horrorosos, la travestorra que hace de Beyonce (de gran parecido con la original), los looks imposibles de Jonny Makeup (no es para nada mariquita) y las sisas perdidas de la camiseta de Cazwell.
A juzgar por la letra, si la estrella sigue con esa dieta pronto se convertirá en una cantante de coro gospeliano de culo gordo, pechuga XXL y muslazo celulítico.
A continuación, os dejamos con la letra para que disfrutéis tanto como nosotros lo hacemos siempre que la escuchamos:

I seen beyoncé at burger king

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin', she was eatin'
she was eatin', she was eatin'

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' she was eatin'
she was eatin'...

Yeah i seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with onion rings
she got a chocolate shake
and a side of fries
chicken strips
with apple pies

I seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with onion rings
she got a chocolate shake
and a side of fries
and she look dead in my eyes and she says

Can a borrow ten dolla's a left ma purse
in the car, in the car
it's bout 3 blocks away
and baby that's just
too far, too far

Ok but you gotta pay me back if you borrow
and have my 10 dolla's when i see you tomorrow
no actin funny, she said caz would i lie to you?
then she smiled & snatched my money

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at jc penny
she rolled up in a 94' chevvy
she screached into the handicappa applyin chapstick
with her b phone in her lap
she says
can you watch my car
I gotta run in and buy a quick
sumthin' for me and my man
I said i can
but you still owe me ten duckits
she rolled her eyes and says fuck it.

I said

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at the liquor store
she completely ignored me walkin thru the door
she had her freakum dress on
from the house of deréon
she was pattin her weave ladies
with her palm
she was lookin round for some customer service
I walked up to her made her security nervous
she said
how much for a case of beer?
I said girl are you drunk?!
I DON'T WORK HERE

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
I seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

she was eatin...

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