RYAN JAMES YEZAK: "California Gays" (Parodia de "California Girls" de Katy Perry)

Pero qué refrescantes y frescas son estas "chicas" californianas y qué bien se lo pasan parodiando la remanida y supermariquita canción de Kate Perry "California Girls". El dicharachero y simpático Ryan James Yezak se lo monta muy bien con sus amigas por esas playas de Dios, que sólo Él sabe lo que en ellas sucede cuando se va el sol, e incluso antes del ocaso. Todas tan graciosas, tan delgaditas (menos una, que también tiene derecho), con sus contoneos y mariconadas y todo. O sea, que es un video muy currado y muy divertido (vamos, muy pero que muy mariquita).
No estaría mal que os marcarais unos pasitos de baile con unas amigas en la playita este verano para dejar estupefactos al personal hetero , así que os dejamos la letra de la canción para que os la vayáis aprediendo:

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones,
Lets take journey!

[Katy Perry]
I know a place,
Where the grass is really greener!
Warm, wet and wild,
There must be something in the water!

Sippin' gin 'n' juice,
Laying underneath the palm trees!
The boys, break their necks,
try'na creep a little sneak peek,
at us!

You could travel the world,
But nothin' comes close,
To the golden coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be fallin' in love!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

California girls, we're unforgettable,
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
Sunkissed skin,
So hot we'll melt your popsicle!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

California girls, we're undeniable,
Fine, fresh, fierce,
We got it on lock!
West coast represent, now put your hands up!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!
Sex, on the beach,
We don't mind sand in our stilettos!
We fre-e-eak in my Jeep,
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo!

You could travel the world, But nothin' comes close,
To the golden coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be fallin' in love!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

California girls, we're unforgettable,
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
Sunkissed skin,
So hot we'll melt your popsicle!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

California girls, we're undeniable,
Fine, fresh, fierce,
We got it on lock!
West coast represent, now put your hands up!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

[Snoop Dogg]
Toned, tanned fit and ready,
turn it up 'cos it's gettin' heavy,
wild, wild, west coast,
these are the ones I love the most!
I mean the ones,
I mean like she's the one,
Kiss her,
Touch her,
Squeeze her buns...

The girl's a freak,
She drives a Jeep,
And lives on the beach.
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love L.A.
Venice Beach
And Palm Springs
Summertime is everything!
Homeboys
Hangin' out
All that ass
Hangin' out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king and a queen-ie
Katy my lady
You're lookin'here baby
I'm all up on ya'
'Cos you representin' California!

[Katy Perry]
California girls, we're unforgettable,
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
Sunkissed skin,
So hot we'll melt your popsicle!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

California girls, we're undeniable,
Fine, fresh, fierce,
We got it on lock!
West coast represent, now put your hands up!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!